Thursday, January 14, 2010
Marhaba!
Saturday, January 9, 2010
It's Official
Tuesday, January 5, 2010
Goodbye America, Hello Israel
Well team, in just a few short hours I will be boarding a plane and leaving comfort of America and heading to Israel for four months. I should probably be a bit more nervous than I am, but mostly I'm just excited to have the opportunity to live in Jerusalem and study there. I’m pretty sure it will be incredible, living where the Savior lived and focusing on his life for so long and all. I’ll be keeping up on my blog, but I’m afraid I won’t be writing funny stories and random things that happen to me anymore. It will be more of a travel log, with descriptions of what I’m seeing and learning with lots of pictures (hopefully). Just be prepared for the change of format. Farewell family and friends, I will miss you all!! The next time you hear from me I will be getting well acquainted with the Holy Land.
مع السلامة!
Wednesday, December 30, 2009
In the Past Couple of Weeks
Saturday, December 19, 2009
Major Get of 2009
- Tap the victim on the shoulder and hope that they think it was someone else that tapped them, preferably a stranger, although another family member is still considered a success.
- Tell a flat out lie to the chosen family member and count on the help of others to play along until they believe you.
- If performing option number one, we use a baseball-type score keeping theory: a small turn of the head gets you to first base; shoulder and hip turn gets you to second; a full turn gets you to third base; and if you talk to someone because you believed they tapped you, when in reality they didn't it is considered a home run. The greatest home run ever to occur happened nearly ten years ago while waiting for a BYU devotional to begin. Alex reached across the seat and tapped my dad on the shoulder who then proceeded to turn around and carry on a two-minute conversation with the student sitting behind him. We still haven't let him live it down.
- If performing option number two, after a sufficient amount of time has passed and you're quite confident that the person fully believes whatever lie you've just told them, start laughing and yell, "GET" (as in, "I got you") and watch as they hang their head in shame after just being got. Last night, the best "get" of 2009 took place. On me. It's hurting my pride to even admit it, but sometimes you just have to confess that it was a good get and give props to the "getter"

Thursday, December 10, 2009
You Know it's Cold When...

- You look like Randy walking to campus
- The nice boy in the ward you have never talked to offers you a ride to school and there is zero hesitation. In .02 seconds you are sitting in the front seat. Any awkwardness is completely worth it.
- You are faced with the 'winter-time dilemma': you have 20 pounds of layers on when walking to school and by the time you maneuver around the overheated building and finally arrive in your classroom and have the chance to take off your coat, scarf, gloves, and hat you are sweating like a dog in a Chinese restaurant.
- Your jeans freeze almost solid and make it painful to walk.
- Your leg hairs begin to grow at an alarming rate.
- Icicles are formed on the inside of your roommates car.
- After being outside for several minutes your nose hairs freeze. Try sniffing when this happens, it's one of my favorite strangest sensations.
- The thermometer reads 1 degree.
Sunday, December 6, 2009
The Revival of Chivalry

This morning I woke up and was stumbling into the bathroom to take a shower when I heard voices. No, not the kind of voices that crazy people hear in their heads. These were real voices and it sounded like they were coming from just outside my front door. I hesitantly walked to the door, stood on my tip-toes, and peeked out the peep hole. What did I see? Several inches of snow and several guys in the ward shoveling our walks. My heart melted just a little. Nothing gets me quite like good, old-fashioned chivalry. I think I was maybe born in the wrong era, because when I watch movies like Pride and Prejudice it makes me wish I lived in a time when men respected women the way Mr. Darcy respects Elizabeth Bennett. Sure, it's a little extreme for the man to stand up every time a women enters or exits a room, but a toned down version of that would be nice. It's unfortunate that in today's world a man can't open a door for a woman without the fear of her becoming offended. Obviously I can open a door by myself. I can do a lot of things by myself, but the simple acts of courtesy from a man to a woman are appreciated. Call me old-fashioned, but I get a little offended if the boy doesn't open the door for me. When he helps me with my coat, pulls my chair out, or offers to carry something heavy for me it is not implying that he thinks I'm incapable of performing the acts myself, rather that he has some respect for me. And so today when I saw the boys in my ward going from apartment to apartment, shoveling the snow for all 80 girls in the ward, it gave me a little hope. Perhaps chivalry isn't dead after all. If it is, perhaps the men in the BYU 84th ward are doing their best to revive it. Here's to the resurgence of chivalry and gentlemanly acts of courtesy and respect.
