Saturday, July 25, 2009

Fallen Between Cracks

Directions have never been my forte. No matter how many times I have traveled to a designated destination there is no guarantee that I will arrive there directly. More likely than not I will take a nice detour: get off the freeway one exit too early, take three or four wrong turns and chances are I'll end up calling home asking a more experienced adult to point me in the right direction. It all began when I was the young age of three years old visiting my grandparents in New York City. I wandered off from the rest of the family and was on my own in the city for a very brief time period. It was long enough to frighten my mother and it resulted in her buying one of those child-leashes. It was red with Velcro and for the remainder of the trip my wrist was always connected to hers. It's a shame I don't wear that anymore, there have been many times I would have saved myself a lot of time and gas had my mother been by my side informing me which way to turn. Maybe GPS's are the grown-up version of the child-leash. Perhaps I should consider investing in one.

When I was a junior in high school I drove the fifteen minutes to my tennis club three times a week. I was as familiar with that route as I was with my own bedroom. One particular winter day I was running a bit late. I quickly threw on my tennis skirt and t-shirt, grabbed my racket and keys, jumped in my reliable Park Avenue Buick {I was the only person in the state of Utah under the age of 85 that drove this particular make} and merged onto I-15 in order to arrive to my tennis lesson on time. I don't know if I was distracted by the radio or by the thoughts that were occupying my mind at the time, but somehow I missed the turn that I had made more times than I could count. Rather than continue on I-15 southbound until the road ran out, I took the next possible exit without reading the green road signs indicating what part of the state I was now entering. Yes, I took the exit leading right into Rose Park, infamous for being the sketchiest city in Utah. It didn't take me long to realize where I was and soon afterward began hyperventilating. I reached into the cup holder to call home and ask for direction out of that place, only to realize that as a result of the time crunch I had been in I didn't take time to grab my phone. It was shortly after that that I glanced at my gas gauge and saw that the needle was teetering on the edge of empty. Along with my cell phone, I had forgotten to pick up my wallet. I immediately began envisioning the worst possible scenario: I could see myself driving around the streets of Rose Park, desperately looking for a way out when the Buick would run out of gas leaving me stranded and without a phone, wallet or any source of identification in Rose Park. I would live the remainder of my life orphaned in the ghetto, lost and forgotten to all who had known me in my previous life. It was then that the tears began and I pulled to the side of the road to offer the most heart-felt prayer I could utter. Most capable drivers would be able to make a few turns and find the freeway entrance, but due to my disability with directions, I could not. I drove around Rose Park for what seemed like an eternity, the entire time natural salt water streaming down my cheeks. At one point I almost rolled my window down to ask the mailman for directions, but because I had watched one too many Law and Order episodes I quickly reconsidered. After twenty or so minutes driving around completely disoriented, I finally stumbled upon the I-15 Northbound freeway entrance. Hallelujah! I wouldn't be forced to live in poverty with strangers the remainder of my life after all.
You'd think that after being lost in Rose Park I would do my best to stay focused and take the right exit this time around. Well, I'm not your average Joe and perhaps subconsciously I wanted another adventure, so I got off one exit early this time. Luckily, this location was smaller and simpler than Rose Park and it only took a bit more than five minutes to find the entrance back to the freeway. Rather than getting back on the northbound side of things like I was supposed to, I ended up going southbound once again. I wrongly assumed that I was familiar enough with Rose Park at this point to exit there again and find my way back to I-15 northbound in no time at all. In those ten minutes from the time I left Rose Park to when I returned, every memory I had of that city must have been erased because not one thing looked the least bit familiar. I once again wandered the streets looking for any sign of a freeway entrance and that deep fear I had of spending the rest of my life as a resident in Rose Park slowly crept back into my mind and once again brought tears to my eyes. When I finally found that freeway entrance for the second time I went with the "three strikes" method, figuring that I had already missed the first 45 minutes of a 90 minute tennis lesson, there was a solid chance that I would, for the fourth time that day, take the wrong exit, and I was too shaken up to even grip the tennis racket properly. Yes, I would bag this lesson and travel safely to the exit that I knew so well, the one that would take me to my home. All I wanted at that point in the afternoon was a big hug from my mom while she reassured me that they would have hired all the FBI agents in the world to look for me, had I remained stranded in Rose Park that day.
I wish I could say that was the only time I had an experience like that. Unfortunately, something similar to this happens almost weekly to me. I have learned to take my phone and wallet with me, always. Although, I think a GPS would still work wonders on a girl like me.

Saturday, July 18, 2009

My Favorite Five Days of the Year

The most anticipated days of the year are the five glorious days spent in Sun Valley, Idaho for the annual Child Family Reunion. It is my home away from home. The sanctuary where a large chunk of my happiest memories have been formed. Every year we do more or less the same things, but for some reason this year was especially good: Best Birthday Ever. Through my 19 years of living I've learned that some birthdays are better than others. This year takes the cake. It was perfect in every way. I got to celebrate in my favorite vacation spot with 29 of my very favorite people and I got more facebook wall posts, text messages, cards in the mail and phone calls from some of my favorite friends both near and far away than I could have ever dreamed of. I felt oh so loved. I have a premonition that 19 is going to be a great year. I can't wait to see what it holds in store for me. It's official. Alex dropped to one knee, popped the question and Allie is now sporting a ridiculously gorgeous rock on her left ring finger. Welcome to the family, Allie. I couldn't ask for a better sister-in-law. We conquered Mt. Baldy. Despite what you may think, this is a semi-difficult hike. After three hours of hiking, the view from the top was worth every bead of sweat that was spilt. Once a year is enough for me, though. Clay pigeon shooting. 8/25: not too shabby for a first-timer. Although a bit frustrating at first, it was oddly satisfying when I pulled the trigger and that yellow blob of mass flying through the air erupted into three different pieces and Cody (our shooting instructor) offered me a sincere "Nice Shot!"
And we finished up strong with a game night, complete with personal mini popcorn bags. Throughout the week I found that there's not a lot more humbling in life than bowling a 42, taking last place in the cherry-pit spitting contest, and scoring the same number in miniature golf as my nine year old cousins. Fortunately, my dear cousins, Sarah and Alyssa, are in the same boat as me and the three of us coined our personal motto to be: Lose at Games, Win at Life. Catchy, don't you think?

Time is a funny thing. Sometimes five days can seem like an eternity while other times five days seems to last only a second or two. These past five days took on the second option. The annual vacation up to the Valley of the Sun flew by much too quickly. I'm already going through Sun Valley/cousin withdrawals and counting down the days 'till next year.

Sunday, July 12, 2009

I've got some new bands for my head

Because sometimes Saturday nights can end up going to waste, being completely unproductive, and because I was feeling particularly crafty this Saturday night, the girls and I decided to have a little headband-making festival. A trip to Robert's Crafts, 20 dollars and 3 hours later I'm set and ready to go with five new headbands: all complete with flowers, feathers and buttons.

Monday, July 6, 2009

18 years, 11 months and 51 weeks old

In other words...exactly one week from right now I will be celebrating my 19th birthday! Huzzah! In anticipation of this upcoming event, I've pondered over what I would be thrilled to receive on such a day; enjoy my dream list:
  1. A basket for my pink beach cruiser bike.
  2. A camera case. For the past six months I've been storing it in a sock. You should see the looks I get when I pull a sock out of my purse when I'm asked to take a picture. It's probably time to move on and accept a device specifically designed to store such a camera.
  3. Mirabella products. They work wonders.
  4. My very favorite perfume: Rosewood from Banana Republic. Oh, it smells heavenly.
  5. Headbands similar to the black flower one that has been sporting my head almost daily for the past two weeks.
  6. My favorite kind of journal, only available at the Salt Lake Farmers Market. I'm almost in a crisis: only 13 pages remain in my current one.
  7. A fun apron to bake cookies and cupcakes in.
  8. An adorable new sundress. You can never have too many.
  9. Hula Pie. Maybe my mom can recreate this delicacy that I discovered in Hawaii. It kind of changed my life.
  10. A lifetime supply of Ice Breakers Sours {The pink lemonade, apple, tangerine, and watermelon kind} I'm madly in love with these little guys and my life would be complete if I had a never ending supply of them.

It's about time I turn 19...

Saturday, July 4, 2009

Sweet Land of Liberty

Happy 4th of July!
Here's what my weekend has/will consist of:
  1. Friday, July 3, 11:00 a.m: A journey to Antelope Island with Britny, Kjarinda and Whitney for a quick swim in the Great Salt Lake. It was common to hear the phrase, "Just don't focus on what we're swimming in" in a vain attempt to discount the Brine Shrimp infested waters. We learned first hand that the density of the salt really does allow you to float without an effort. It was as if I was on a floatation device...but I wasn't. It was a very odd sensation.
  2. Friday, July 3, 6:30 p.m: BBQ with the Hymas family. Dear old dad can sure grill a mean burger and it was great to see the Rob Hymas clan from Kentucky.
  3. Friday, July 3, 9:30 p.m: Fireworks at Eaglewood. We got there just in time for the finale and a long, traffic-filled, ride home. Spectacular fireworks however.
  4. Saturday, July 4, 9:00 a.m: Centerville 4th of July parade. This is the social event of the year in Centerville. The parade, although slightly lame, is a staple in the 4th's celebrations. The announcer struggles and the parade is full of unnecessary advertisements, however the bag full of salt water taffy that enters my system makes it all worth it in the end.
  5. Saturday, July 4, 7:00(ish) p.m: Dinner and Fireworks at Oakridge. The best firework show in Davis County. I'm already ecstatic for the night, after all, firework shows are one of the things that make me the most happy in life.
  6. Sunday, July 5, 6:30(ish) p.m: a special celebration for my favorite family friend. I think this will be my favorite part of the weekend.

I hope you all have a delightful fourth of July weekend and remember how lucky we are to live in America.