Provo PDA

We all know that Provo has the notorious stereotype of "Love and Marriage". This has never bothered me much; I sometimes think its cute to see two people in love, walking around campus hand in hand. That's about all I can handle though. This past week I have had several run-ins with unacceptable public displays of affection. Not okay. Here's what I saw:

Experience #1: "Eye Gazers"
I've made some friends in my Book of Mormon class. Actually, not really, more like they always choose to sit right in front of me so I can't help but see their every move. This couple has a routine that they practice every Tuesday and Thursday: They come in to the lecture hall, sit down and the chick immediately starts caressing his neck and twirling his locks of hair in between her fingers. After about 20 minutes of this exchange, the roles switch and he begins to stroke her hair for about the same amount of time. When his time is up, they turn to each other and gaze into each other's eyes for the remaining 10 minutes of class. They don't break eye contact. Ever. It's beyond weird. And I feel sick after being forced to watch it. I think I'll have to find a new place to sit in order to avoid the "eye gazers".

Experience #2: "The Lobby Lovers"
This next couple has absolutely no social boundaries or personal space. I've seen this strange couple several times passing the time away, whispering sweet nothings to each other in the lobby where I live. I don't think they are aware, but I really don't enjoy seeing them every time I come home. I gave them the benefit of the doubt for quite some time, saying "they're freshman who don't have anywhere else to go, so they have to hang out in the lobby." I draw the line when I innocently walk in and they are full on making out. What kind of couple feels comfortable doing that in the middle of a freshman packed lobby? Boundaries, people, boundaries!

Experience #3: "The Joggers"
This couple wins the prize. The other day I was over at the Smith Fieldhouse taking a quick jog around the indoor track, when I saw quite a sight. This couple walked onto the track acting all lovey-dovey, and proceeded to jog with their arms fully wrapped around one another. I know, you probably don't believe me. I promise, I'm not lying. If only I would have had my camera with me to provide some proof. I have a few problems with this. First, I feel like it would be very awkward to try to run in a straight line when you're in a sideways embrace. Second, I think it would be nearly impossible to get your heart rate up to a level high enough to burn some calories. Third, I don't know about you, but I sweat when I run, my own sweat grosses me out, the last thing I would want is to be swimming in someone else's sweat, regardless if they were my one true love. Also, are they that infatuated with each other that they can't even spend ten minutes running around a track not touching each other? Yikes!

Call me cynical, heartless or any other adjective that goes along with those. Maybe its because I'm not "in love" that I find these experiences gag worthy. All I know is that I hope to never have a run in with the "eye gazers", the "lobby lovers", or "the joggers" ever again.

**If you happen to be any of these couples, please change your ways ASAP.

The Bachelor: Week 4

Tuesday nights are easily the most anticipated nights of the week. All day, I anxiously await until my roommate and I can sit down and have our hot date with The Bachelor. What a drag that we have to wait 24 long hours for the latest episode to be broadcast online. About 8 minutes ago I finally found out who was eliminated from The Bachelor, Season 13, Week 4. I'm still unsure how I feel about Jason refusing to give out the last rose, and rather than sending three girls home, sent four away feeling like their shot at love is lost forever. Bless their hearts. I do, however, know how I feel about each of the girls that got sent home. Here are my thoughts:

Nikki: Although this woman is gorgeous, exotic and a Sandra Bullock look-alike, could we cut with the emotions please? Did she ever talk to the camera without the water works turning on? And what was with the song she wrote about her unborn child? Very odd. I think Jason was very wise in telling her good-bye.

Lauren: Hallelujah! It's about time she got voted off the island. I've always been perplexed at why girls trying to impress a boy will be controlling and downright mean to them. News flash: It wont make him fall in love with you; that lesson was learned tonight with Lauren. What was with her telling Jason that he "had to give her a rose"? Sorry, lady, it's his decision. Better luck next time.

Megan: She is beautiful. And she has a very soothing voice. Not a fan of the potty mouth and drama, though. I really liked her on week #1; I even felt bad for her, with all the other girls hating her. But after spending four weeks with Megan, I have to say, I'm glad to see her go, she was vicious. Adios amigo.

Shannon: As crazy as Shannon was, I have to admit, I secretly loved her. She was like the annoying little sister of the group that added balance to the drama. She was the comic relief to the show. She had facial expressions that would fill the room with laughter. I am sad to see her go; she was growing on me week by week. So long, Shannon. You and your quirky personality will be missed.

Thus far, I completely approve of Jason's decisions. Molly, Jillian, Naomi, Stephanie and Melissa are excellent finalists. Good luck to them all. I will be restless until next Tuesday night when Jason gets closer and closer to finding his beloved wife.

Disclaimer: I am very much aware of how obsessive this blog post makes me sound. It's true, I am. I'm addicted to The Bachelor. This does not in anyway mean that I believe that these reality t.v. show relationships work out. I think the whole concept is a little ridiculous. But hey, we're all allowed a guilty pleasure. This is mine.

It's Raining, It's Pouring

Have you looked outside lately?? It's raining cats and dogs! (What does that expression mean anyways? Logically,it doesn't make any sense. Oh well.) Anyways, I haven't seen this kind of rain for quite some time; I'm glad its come back for a visit.

Take advantage of the rain while its here. Throw on your galoshes. Open the umbrella. Jump in the puddles. Sing in the rain. Dance in the rain. Kiss in the rain. Embrace the rain. Love the rain.

"anyone who says sunshine brings

happiness has never

danced in the rain."

~unknown

My Experiences with Espanol

It's true, my four credit Spanish class has officially over come me and my thoughts. As I was strolling home from campus this afternoon I began fantasizing about various conversations I hope to have in the near future, all spoken in Spanish. Who fantasizes about that? I'll be the first to admit, though, that those imagined conversations revolved around a limited number of topics including:

1. Personal Information (el numero de telefono, direccion, cuantos anos tienes, etc.)
2. School (Cuantas clases tienes?, Que clase te gusta mas?, Esta estudias?, etc.)
3. Family (Como es tu familia? Es bajo y simpatico y alegre, etc.)
4. And finally, CARLOS

Carlos is my new best friend. He is a fictional character that plays a primary role in Spanish 101 (and rumor has it that he continues on to Spanish 102). Every day we are blessed to read about Carlos and his life (in Spanish of course). Here's what I know so far: He's from Argentina, is taking a trip to Mexico to live with his relatives for a while and will soon be studying at the Autonomous National University of Mexico. I even heard that he gets a girlfriend sometime; I can't wait to read about that juicy gossip! I feel a deep connection to Carlos and only wish that he wasn't fictional. Every day I read in anticipation of what will happen next in the life of Carlos Ortiz.

However, this class does hold benefits beyond reading about Carlos. The other day as I was studying in the library with my brother and his amigo, they decided to have an exclusive conversation in Spanish in hopes that I wouldn't understand. Unfortunately for them, I have learned enough Spanish vocabulary in the past three weeks that I was able to get the gist of the exchange. One day, I'll be able to pipe in with insights of my own in those chit-chats. For now though, I'm satisfied to be able to pick up just a little while eavesdropping.

The Temptation Was Too Strong

Well, I've done it. I've decided to enter the blogging world. After spending far to much time stalking blogs I was finally inspired to create my own. Although in doing this I realize that even more time will be spent wasted away on the computer and after toying with the idea for a few hours I've decided I'm willing to compromise some of my time for the sake of blogging. Stay tuned for more words of wisdom...or random thoughts, which ever come first. More posts to come.